First time ever throughout history

On tuesday, something which I never thought it would happen happened. I overslept. When I woke up in the morning, it was already 9 am. What the fish? Throughout 4 years of history, this is the first time ever I missed school because I overslept. Lol! I did not realise that my handphone was in silent mode. So it only vibrated but did not ring. I had to use another handphone as my handphone is not with me now. Usually, I always wake up on time even without an alarm clock. Unfortunately, this time I was too tired.

Thankfully, I consulted Pin Hao for help and he told me to write a parent's letter indicating my alarm clock spoilt. And this was exactly what happened in some sense. Anyway, nothing will happen to me. What can they do to me? I am the top student dogs. I am the smartest. I am the most impeccable. It's true, it's true. Everyone around me are just a bunch of losers.